Yicun gets pwned

When Yicun was ready to leave Cave Mountain, he went to say farewell to the master.
Master Dongshan asked him, “Where are you going?”
Yicun said, “I’m traveling through the mountains.”
The master said, “When you came here, what road did you take?”
Yicun said, “I came though Flying Monkey Peaks.”
The master said, “What road will you take now?”
Yicun said, “I’ll go through Flying Monkey Peaks as well.”
The master said, “There is someone who doesn’t go by way of Flying Monkey Peaks. Do you know this person?”
Yicun said, “I don’t know this person.”
The master said, “Why don’t you know this person?”
Yicun said, “Because this person has no face.”
The master said, “If you don’t know this person, how do you know this person doesn’t have a face?”
Yicun didn’t respond.

What is a face other than a fingerprint to be recognized by? In an alternate universe your ass could have been your face.

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When Yicun was ready to leave Cave Mountain, he went to say farewell to the master. Master Dongshan asked him, “Where are you going?” Yicun said, “I’m traveling through the mountains.” The master said, “When you came here, what road did you take?” Yicun said, “I came though Flying Monkey Peaks.” The master said, “What…

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